Having started on the back nine, Spieth began his day with a pair of threes on the par-4 10th and par-5 11th, the latter coming via a hole out from the sand.
Three holes later, on the challenging par-4 14th, Spieth toe-roped his drive into the water and made a double bogey. Another dropped shot on 15 followed, and like that, Spieth went from 3-under par to even just as quickly as he went from even par to 3-under earlier in his round.
Talk about a rollercoaster.
But the ride was just getting started.
On the par-5 16th, Spieth holed out for eagle again, thus recording his first round at The Players with multiple eagles, per Justin Ray. Then, Spieth had a three-whack on the famous par-3 17th, coughing up another shot but remaining in red figures.
The three-time major winner added a birdie on the par-4 18th after sticking his 130-yard approach three feet away. That last par-breaker capped a wild, whacky 2-under 34 which left golf fans in awe.
Jordan Spieth is going for the rare Noah’s Ark scorecard — two of everything.
Jordan Spieth is in absolute prime Spieth form right now. 2 eagles, a double, a birdie, a bogey and 2 pars through the first 7 holes is hilarious pic.twitter.com/o1DlwK0Sze
Today has been incredible, nobody else like him. He could be leading the tournament, he could be T52, I always want to see where the next shot is played from.
If we get a Jordan Spieth PLAYERS charge going into St Patrick’s Day Saturday and he rewards us with a Sunday finish while we couch rot all day…. whoa baby.