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We regret to inform you another cross country skiier has frozen his penis.
A risk of injury is innate in any sport. You might sprain your ankle playing basketball, hurt your knee in football, or damage an elbow while pitching. The world of cross country skiing is the same, except YOU MIGHT FREEZE YOUR PENIS SOLID!
Regrettably the icy north has claimed another phallus as Sweden’s Calle Halfvarsson is the latest cross country skier to freeze his penis during a race in Ruka, Finland. Speaking to Swedish outlet “Expressen,” Halfvarsson said he first realized his penis was frozen towards the end of the race.
During lap six of eight, Halfvarsson felt that something was not quite right in the lower regions.
“I have frozen the muscle. For real. Damn, I had to lie in there for ten minutes to warm it up.”
If you think that’s all dear reader, think again. I regret to inform you that this isn’t even the first time Halfvarsson has frozen his dick while skiing in Ruka. The skier even managed to make a joke about it, which is incredible considering he just spoke with the news outlet shortly after thawing out his own penis.
“It’s lucky that I’m going to have my second child, because this is going to be difficult in the future if I’m going to continue like this, says Halfvarsson and laughs.”
If you’ve ever wondered what it feels to freeze your penis, and I’m sure you have, know that Halfvarsson says it’s bad … very bad. He describes it as “the worst thing you can experience,” adding that the pain is excruciating.
As the saying goes: No penis pain, no gain — so he pushed on and finished top among Swedes in the race. Now he’s a part of sporting history where he joins Finland’s Remi Lindholm, who froze his penis at the 2022 Winter Olympics.
Think of this the next time you say that football is the toughest sport. Nobody out on the gridion is freezing their penis and still playing.
