Cam Newton looks like Andre 3000 in witness protection, and more notes on his ‘First Take’ outfit
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Former QB Cam Newton’s outfit on ‘First Take’ offered some inspiration
Former NFL quarterback Cam Newton was back on First Take Friday morning, weighing in on a number of topics in the football world. Newton opined on whether Lamar Jackson was under appreciated, as well as rookie quarterback Caleb Williams’ struggles with the Chicago Bears in his first NFL season.
But social media was ready to weigh in on something else.
What the former quarterback was wearing:
So we came up with this list of things that Newton reminds us of with this outfit.
A Pinkerton in Red Dead Redemption 2
A quest-giver in a Yakuza game
A comedy indy wrestler who calls himself “Nacho Man Sandy Ravage”
A preacher at “Lovespring” non-denomination church in Lubbock, TX
Your mom getting ready for a Beyonce concert
Your mom getting ready for a LeAnne Rimes concert
Your mom getting ready for a Dolly Parton concert
A player at the final table at the World Series of Poker
The best personal injury attorney in Biloxi, MS
A character in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
A miracle cure salesman in a western
A prospector in a western
Jerry Jones’ “cultural advisor”
Andre 3000 in witness protection
Sebastian Cobb in a remake of “Marge versus The Monorail”
A guy about to give you the wildest side quest in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
A man who let his 5-year-old pick his outfit
All of “The Village People” melded into one man
A man about to give you a long pitch on why owning alpacas is a solid investment
The professor whose history class fills up two minutes after registration opens