PSA: don’t let random people cut your hair
The Buffalo Bills seem like they’re having fun this offseason. Despite entering a 2024 season filled with question marks, you could convince me that they’re the Super Bowl favorites just based off the vibes coming from the content they put out on social media.
However, if you learn one thing from watching the Bills’ social media content, it’s to never touch someone’s hair with some clippers and act like you gonna actually cut it.
See I feel the same way as Keon Coleman here. You’ll lose a finger trying to cut my hair and you’re not my barber. That’s disrespectful right there, because someone later also says something that I agree with: You let someone else cut your hair then you cheating on your barber. We don’t cheat around here, so that’s just not going to happen.
I appreciate everyone’s swift and decisive answers, because I absolutely agree with all of them. Don’t come near me with those clippers, man.
