Stephen A. Smith spent almost 5 minutes discussing his love of voluptuous butts

Stephen A. Smith is the Abraham Lincoln of butts.

Water is wet. Taxes are inevitable. The Stephen A. Smith Show devolved into horny mayhem. Three great truths of out time, with SAS being the wildest of them all.

On Wednesday night Stephen A. spent almost FIVE MINUTES launching off a question about the type of woman he likes, and turning into his personal manifesto.

It’s a ranging treatise on the women he likes, why he likes them, and how Stephen A. Smith thinks every man should aim to end up with a “strong seven.” Yes, The Stephen A. Smith Show was horny on main once more — and we were all there to witness it.

I think the most incredible part about the SAS show is that the man can only invest 90 seconds into breaking down the entire career of a superstar like LeBron James, constantly being aware of time enough to have an economy of words . Then without a clock the dude is able to rant for almost five minutes on butts, and things of that nature.

Stephen A. Smith is truly a renaissance man.