Farts: Still hilarious after all these years.
We don’t agree on much in this world, but if there’s one thing we can come together in unity for it’s laughing at farts. This was pushed to the gassy forefront on Monday night when Lightning goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy was being asked about his shutout win, only to have it interrupted with an airy expulsion.
Here is my best attempt to transcribe the fart:
Q: What’s gone through your mind in the last 48 hours, from the end of the game on Saturday to the start of this one?
VASILEVSKIY: I have to say it wasn’t great feeling last game, but ummmm….
FART: Pfffft
[laughs all around]
VASILEVSKIY: Uh… what was the question?
You have to appreciate a fart with the mind-clearing power of a Men In Black nebulizer. Here’s a dude who played his butt off to shut out the Stars, now a butt is destroying his moment of glory.
Wow, good one fart. Way to try and be the center of attention.
